Our initial offering of some of the fake IDs that we are sent by individuals attempting to open fraudulent hosting accounts was so well-received, that we’ve decided to share another batch of these gems with you. Once again, credit goes to our ever-vigilant Pending Department who are the front-line defense against those who would attempt to pass these documents off as genuine.
Our first contribution is actually a passport. The curious thing about this particular passport is not necessarily that this gentleman is named Susan, but rather he is named both Susan and Tyrone. United States passports clearly show your name in two different places; to the right of the picture and below it. So, he’s Susan on the right and Tyrone underneath:
Traveling can be stressful. Valuable is the friend with whom you are able to embark on long journeys. In light of that, I’d very much like to take a trip with Mr. Happy Traveler:
Here we have a two-fer. This person may, or may not, be named either Caroline or Chris. Additionally, they may or may not be a resident of either New York or Minnesota. Either way, they won’t be hosting with us:
What is the most appropriate way to follow up a two-fer? Well, with a three-fer, of course! The truth is that, as a whole, Vietnam is one of the worst offenders with regard to fraud that we encounter. Here we have three separate instances that all used the same fake ID, with the same pictures that appears to have been taken from perhaps someone’s old MySpace page:
We begin the celebrity portion of our program here with Paula, who looks eerily like Trey Parker of South Park fame:
Absolutely no idea why Justin Timberlake has the words “Baby 4 Ever” emblazoned across his Pennsylvania ID, though it is suspected that it is in some way related to his continuing mission of, in fact, bringing sexy back:
So… many… jokes… for… this… ID! I just can’t choose the best way to express the total lack of tiger-blood-infused non-winning:
As always, we save the best for last. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you… the one, the only… the King himself, Mr. Elvis Presley! He’s alive, and he wants to host with HostGator!:
And Elvis has now left the building!